Lets go on an adventure...

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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victoriashaunting:

Ahh! buy this shirt here 

victoriashaunting:

Ahh! buy this shirt here 

inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

totheinternetandbeyond:


emmayoulittlepoofer:

totheinternetandbeyond:

Ed Sheeran and Taylor swift

im pretty sure thats bob and cody from sweet life of zack and cody

No it’s ed sheeran and Taylor Sswift I am an expert do not challenge me

totheinternetandbeyond:

emmayoulittlepoofer:

totheinternetandbeyond:

Ed Sheeran and Taylor swift

im pretty sure thats bob and cody from sweet life of zack and cody

No it’s ed sheeran and Taylor Sswift I am an expert do not challenge me

1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
(via lets-just-laugh)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

proveable:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

underthe-corktree:

*wears band shirt in public in hopes that cute boy will see shirt, like band,  talk to me about band, take me to band’s concerts, marry me, and have slightly punk children with me*

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me